By now one (that'd be me) would think you've purchased and are heartily, laughingly, and along with one eyebrow arched, enjoying the book. Since you have a copy, you know there's a section entitled, P.S. The no Sugar Honey Iced Tea party. Now one might think that intelligence and enlightenment, coupled with a smattering of experience and wisdom, could keep one away from the stumbles of Sugar Honey Iced Tea. But no...it don't always work that way, as some of us well know.

    as it stands, some might be fortunate enough to escape or never have to deal with said Sugar Honey iced tea. ahh But again...most of us just ain't so lucky!

    There's a question a few have considered "is it me?!" well perhaps more than just a few have considered it, and with that, along with more than one question. As in: "is it me, why does sugar honey iced tea keep happening to me and, what can i do to rid myself of all sugar honey iced tea?"

    ready for the answer? sometimes it is you. sometimes it's just timing.

and because it's built right into the program, we will never be entirely rid of sugar honey iced tea. which is why some say, "sugar honey iced tea happens!"

    The main question is: What will you do the next time you encounter sugar honey iced tea? Because although you may have to hear it, see it and smell it...you do have a few options available in 'sugar honey iced tea avoidance techniques.'

    here's a few: 

1. don't try to be the sugar honey iced tea.

2. if you have a job that you did not devise and only took it because nothing else was available, it's very likely you will be exposed to and expected to take large amounts of sugar honey iced tea. if this is the case, it won't take many job hours for you to figure it out. once figured out, you'll have to make a decision: 'will i stay here and continue to take sugar honey iced tea or will i remain just long enough to prepare myself, for better drinks all around?' all the while, ensuring you will not be called sugar honey iced tea once you leave. that is, if it matters to you.

3. Be mindful that if you are in a relationship and your partner/lover, wife/husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend w/benefits or beneficial friend, does not: return phone calls, only text you at odd hours, rarely kisses you, even more rarely (______) you, insist you foot the bill for most of the affairs you attend, flakes on dates & appts, forgets special events and occasions, does not claim you while in public and makes you cry-often...you in effect are eating sugar honey iced tea. and now must use the parachute option to escape any more feedings. Because although you may be receiving regular infusions of sugar honey iced tea...you must do your best, to never be found...full of it.